<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3269859</id><updated>2011-04-21T18:29:56.248-07:00</updated><title type='text'>ramblings of a sloth</title><subtitle type='html'>nuff sed</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://hmf.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hmf.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>evil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00750228781615011186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3269859.post-10028082</id><published>2002-02-22T20:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2002-02-22T20:33:40.620-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>My gosh!&lt;br /&gt;This writing streak is continuing!  Thursday night I wrote another poem, and last night i wrote yet ANOTHER poem!  Scary stuff indeed. I've finally figured out why I keep writing these excuses for poems, but that is a secret that I cannot reveal even to my dear Figments. Sorry :)&lt;br /&gt;ciao&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3269859-10028082?l=hmf.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/10028082'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/10028082'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hmf.blogspot.com/2002_02_17_archive.html#10028082' title=''/><author><name>evil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00750228781615011186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3269859.post-9809051</id><published>2002-02-16T23:29:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2002-02-16T23:29:42.053-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>Guess what,  Figments!&lt;br /&gt;I got inspired!  I didn't write a story,  unfortunately,  but I did write some (!) poetry.  I've never really written much poetry before,  and my poems suck,  but it was still good to actually &lt;i&gt;write&lt;/i&gt; again.  I just sat down, grabbed a pen and rattled off three poems in quick succession.  It was very odd.  Anyway, i'm over it now. :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Must be off,&lt;br /&gt;ciao&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3269859-9809051?l=hmf.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/9809051'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/9809051'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hmf.blogspot.com/2002_02_10_archive.html#9809051' title=''/><author><name>evil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00750228781615011186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3269859.post-9676223</id><published>2002-02-13T01:50:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2002-02-16T23:31:02.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>I got to thinking about creative writing today, and I realised something shocking.  I've had writer's block for two years.  I can't believe it took me this long to realise!  But it's true, the last semi-decent thing i wrote was all the way back in year nine.  I'm sure writer's block isn't supposed to last that long.  Now I realise how much I miss writing like that.  I remember how I used to write constantly when I was in primary school.  I think it was the only thing I enjoyed back then.  Dude,  I need some inspiration bad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meanwhile,  my cuticle hurts and I have homework to do.&lt;br /&gt;ciao&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3269859-9676223?l=hmf.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/9676223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/9676223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hmf.blogspot.com/2002_02_10_archive.html#9676223' title=''/><author><name>evil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00750228781615011186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3269859.post-9638684</id><published>2002-02-12T02:55:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2002-02-12T02:56:23.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>         I've decided on a new name for my imaginary audience.  Henceforth, if the need arises, you shall be referred to as "Figments", (being that anyone reading this is most certainly a figment of my warped imagination).  I hope you like your new name.&lt;br /&gt;         I have also decided that I should probably make some sort of attempt to actually write properly.  Which means I have to use capital letters occasionally.  Scum.  Capital letters are against my religion. The things I do for my art.  And no, I don't take myself so seriously as to think this is art.  I was joking.&lt;br /&gt;         &lt;br /&gt;         Today was largely boring,  as my days usually are.   Sorry figments. I think I'll go and do some maths homework.  Joy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ciao&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3269859-9638684?l=hmf.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/9638684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/9638684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hmf.blogspot.com/2002_02_10_archive.html#9638684' title=''/><author><name>evil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00750228781615011186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3269859.post-9510100</id><published>2002-02-08T01:18:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2002-02-12T02:45:16.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! i am sooooooooo happy!  for the first time in my very inexperienced life, i asked a guy out. (to the deb ball)&lt;br /&gt;and he said yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay yay yay yay yay!&lt;br /&gt;now if you'll excuse me, i have to go bounce off some walls.&lt;br /&gt;ciao&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3269859-9510100?l=hmf.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/9510100'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/9510100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hmf.blogspot.com/2002_02_03_archive.html#9510100' title=''/><author><name>evil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00750228781615011186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3269859.post-8862240</id><published>2002-01-19T21:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2002-01-19T21:38:46.870-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>well, here i am again, sitting in this crappy chair, staring at the screen, trying to think of something resembling witty to say. oh, now i remember. i can't. i'm a dumbass. oh well&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my life is boring, and the contents of this blog are even more so. think i might be off now. ciao&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3269859-8862240?l=hmf.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/8862240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/8862240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hmf.blogspot.com/2002_01_13_archive.html#8862240' title=''/><author><name>evil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00750228781615011186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3269859.post-8674360</id><published>2002-01-14T01:57:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2002-02-12T02:39:23.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>good evening my dear imaginary readers! perhaps you were thinking i had stopped writing this inane blog. maybe you just hoped i had. but no! i am back, much to your dismay i'm sure.&lt;br /&gt;i went to the movies again today, and saw the fellowship of the ring. a very good movie (incidentally with some very hot guys), but i still have to say i preferred the book. they missed too much out in the movie. i guess they had to, to make it cinematic, but still, i think there were little bits they could have left in. &lt;br /&gt;i'm a little too restless to type too much more tonight, so i think i shall bid you adieu.&lt;br /&gt;by the way, if any of you reading &lt;b&gt;aren't &lt;/b&gt; imaginary, please email me at evil_pyro_fairy@hotmail.com . ( even if it is to remind me that i suck.) :)&lt;br /&gt;ciao&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3269859-8674360?l=hmf.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/8674360'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/8674360'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hmf.blogspot.com/2002_01_13_archive.html#8674360' title=''/><author><name>evil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00750228781615011186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3269859.post-8478979</id><published>2002-01-07T02:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2002-01-07T02:37:27.113-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>well today i went to the movies. i saw shallow hal with a friend, and we walked around the shops for a bit. i suppose it was fun, but it seemed to emphasise how vastly different we are. she's so......... normal.  and i'm, well, not. she's gorgeous, and a great friend, but we really are SO different. she's the-girl-next-door type, and i'm more that-girl-next-door-who's-bringing-down-the-property-values. i truly wonder why she puts up with me. i also wonder HOW she does. it's hard enough for me to put up with myself. hmmm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i think i've bored my imaginary readers enough for now, &lt;br /&gt;ciao&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3269859-8478979?l=hmf.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/8478979'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/8478979'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hmf.blogspot.com/2002_01_06_archive.html#8478979' title=''/><author><name>evil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00750228781615011186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3269859.post-8452833</id><published>2002-01-06T02:00:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2002-01-07T02:36:09.000-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>almost every new year, i tell myself that this year, i'm going to write in a diary. that i'm going to keep track of the pathetic events in my life. it usually last about 2 days. perhaps this year will be different. or i could be wasting my time and effort yet again. oh well. i don't have a lot else to do with my time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i think i shall begin by explaining who i am. or attempting to. (i'm not too sure). hmm. well, i'm female. (i'm sure of that bit) i'm sixteen, and i live in suburbia. *yawn*.   actually, "yawn" pretty much sums up my entire life at the moment. one big yawn. i'm on school holidays, i have no money, and my friends live an hour's drive away. so i've spent the past few weeks sleeping, eating and sleeping some more. hence the title i've given myself; sloth.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i'm quite sure i don't know why there is an attraction about having strangers read my diary, but there is. maybe i'm  an exhibitionist deep down. or maybe i just don't care, because no one i know is ever going to read this.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;i think i might stop now, but hopefully i'll write again soon. if anyone is actually reading this, feel free to email me at; cue_cackle@evil.co.uk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3269859-8452833?l=hmf.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/8452833'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3269859/posts/default/8452833'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://hmf.blogspot.com/2002_01_06_archive.html#8452833' title=''/><author><name>evil</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00750228781615011186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
